Christmas 2023 Funny Status, Quotes, Wishes – Merry Christmas Funny Wishes

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Funny Christmas Card Messages 2023

  1. They say that Christmas is just around the corner. How can it be when the
    world is round?
  2. Anybody know where can I buy love? They told me that it is the best
    thing to give this Christmas.
  3. I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
  4. Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.
  5. I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a
    faster production of gifts.
  6. Before, children are the carolers. Nowadays, I wonder why streets are
    a field with adult carolers.
  7. Mother gives coins to children carolers and gives bills to adult
    ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
  8. I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents
    were out of their house.
  9. I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me
    faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
  10. Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think
    he needs to shave his beard.
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Christmas Funny Status 2023

  1. People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates
    hear their snores.
  2. I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love
    a new credit card as well!
  3. Since I brought the presents, I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and
  4. Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always And Christmas will
    bring you what you wish for.
  5. I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and Happy
    New Year!
  6. If you look for me at Christmas, Don’t forget to check the local bar!
  7. All I want for Christmas is for you to have a Merry Christmas!
  8. The elves are working overtime to prepare presents for you. You’ve been
    extra nice this year.
  9. Christmas only comes once a year, and that’s what we are all most thankful
    for at Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas!
  10. I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it
    Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”
  11. Are Christmas trees green? I mean, are they environmentally friendly like
    a Hybrid?
  12. The main thing Jesus and Santa have in common is that they both look good
    in a beard.
  13. The best thing we all teach our kids about Christmas is honesty. “Sure…
    there’s a real Santa Clause.”
  14. They keep raising the age requirement to qualify for social security so
    Santa won’t retire.
  15. Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is
    spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have
    an excuse to neglect them the rest of the year.
  16. The day you learn that Santa isn’t real is the day you question if that
    Jesus guy is real.
  17. Let’s compare Jesus and Santa. They both know when you’re bad or good.
    They both give you stuff. They are both nice. They can both do miracles.
    They are both real… o.k. at least one is real.
  18. I found your Christmas card message on the internet because I am not
    creative enough and I don’t care about you enough to actually write your
    Christmas card message.
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 Christmas Funny Quotes for Cards

  1. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~ Victor Borge
  2. There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries. ~ W. J.
  3. Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~
    Dennis Miller
  4. Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. ~ Carol
  5. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up, they have no holidays.
    ~ Henry Youngman
  6. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of
    love! ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie
  7. The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire
    world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~ Johnny Carson
  8. He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a
    tree. ~ Sunshine Magazine
  9. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of
    children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde
  10. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a
    department store, and he asked for my autograph. ~ Shirley Temple
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Christmas Funny Wishes 2023

  1. That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other
    than me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
  2. People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year do you
    sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out
    of your socks? ~ Anonymous
  3. Anyone, who believes that men are the equal of women, has never seen a man
    trying to wrap a Christmas present. ~ Anonymous
  4. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it
    saying, toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning
  5. Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for
    it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their
    kids pay for it. ~ Richard Lamm
  6. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long
    hair, Must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? ~ Arlo
  7. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his
    present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is
    looking for a job the next day. ~ Phyllis Diller
  8. Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a
    beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over
    the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering
    illegal drug money? ~ Tom Armstrong
  9. Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity ~ Don Cupitt
  10. Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~ Mary Ellen
  11. You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. ~ Robert
  12. Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren’t for Christmas, We’d
    all be Jewish. ~ Benny Hill
  13. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your
    feet. ~ Anonymous
  14. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. ~
  15. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s
    money. ~ Anonymous
  16. Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a
    headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting
    of chill and hide-bound hearts. ~ Lenora Weber
  17. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not
    believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. ~ Bob Phillips
  18. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for
    Christmas. ~ Johnny Carson
  19. I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar
    of it every month. ~ Harlan Miller
  20. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a
    thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~ Garrison Keillor
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Merry Christmas Funny SMS, Jokes 

  1. The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas
    morning is their husband. ~ Joan Rivers
  2. Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster
    than the Christmas spirit. ~ Kin Hubbard
  3. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and
    the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ~ Anonymous
  4. From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be
    necessary to invent it. ~ Katharine Whitehorn
  5. Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I
    noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. ~ Tom
  6. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in
    Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find
    three wise men and a virgin. ~ Jay Leno
  7. Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant
    than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is
    seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. ~ W. C. Fields
  8. Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas
    turkey before us… a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird…
    a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with
    almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it.
    Please give our respects to its family… ~ Berke Breathed
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